Unholy fury. Negligible consequences.

The Ineffectual Wrath Generator

Steve is an all-powerful destroyer trapped in the body of a cloth doll. Give him a name and he will unleash a curse of apocalyptic grandeur and almost no practical effect.

Name the fool who has angered Steve

Steve's ineffectual reign of terror continues in the Oddjobs books by Heide Goody and Iain Grant.